By A.C. Hall
Just like that another year has come and gone. As December comes to a close and 2012 looms large on the horizon, it’s that special time where I take a long look back at the year in movies. The good, the great, the bad and the worst, we’ll cover a bit of everything as we remember the year that was at the theater.
2011 was a box office year that I’ll remember fondly. It lacked some major big name franchises, but a lot of filmmakers did things right this year. Sure, there were still some awful moments, but it really does feel like good stories are being told more than bad ones, and that on a large scale, audiences are supporting quality over garbage. Hopefully 2012 will continue that trend, but for now let’s talk about 2011.
BEST ACTION SCENE: THE ASYLUM GIRLS VERSUS STEAM POWERED NAZI ZOMBIES IN SUCKERPUNCH
When you use the description “steam powered nazi zombies” you can win just about any argument about “most inventive action sequence,” and Suckerpunch certainly wins this category too.
In a wild movie that features some insane action, this was the one that stood above all the rest. Swords, machine guns, giant mechs, and a huge nazi zeppelin all come together in an action sequence that has to be seen to be believed.
BIGGEST LETDOWN: KUNG FU PANDA 2
One thing that’s always been important to me as a critic is staying honest. I don’t pretend to love movies aimed at kids, I let people know that it’s my least favorite genre. That just made my love of the original Kung Fu Panda all the more real. It was such a genuinely special movie, with an amazing, original story that was full of heart and humor. So imagine my disappointment when the second one was everything that’s wrong with kid’s movies today. Gone was everything that made the original special. Instead it was replaced by lower quality production values, a less thought out story, forgettable humor, and voice performances that lacked energy and sincerity. Children get fed a steady diet of terrible movies throughout the year, and it saddened me that the Kung Fu Panda sequel fell into that category. 
WORST ACTRESS: CAMERON DIAZ IN GREEN HORNET & BAD TEACHER
Let’s have a round of applause for Cameron Diaz, as she also won this category last year. Diaz is someone that baffles me. She has zero acting ability and zero charm, yet people keep casting her in movies. Her ability to single handedly ruin a film is second to none, and in 2011 she proved this. After stomping around frumpily in a useless role in Green Hornet earlier in the year, Diaz really shined her unique light of awfulness in Bad Teacher. Shrill, unappealing, and completely unaware of it, Diaz is a deserving two time winner of this category.
BEST ACTRESS: EMMA STONE IN CRAZY STUPID LOVE & THE HELP
I always find it amazing when a new star arrives and there’s no doubt that you’re watching the early steps of someone who is going to have a long and prosperous career in Hollywood. Emma Stone has been around for a few years now, but she’s poised to break out big with next year’s co-starring role in The Amazing Spiderman. Stone is vibrant, hilarious, and someone you want to cheer for. She was in two fantastic movies this year and in each of them showed the kind of charm and wit that’s going to carry her as far along as she wants to go in the movie industry.
WORST ACTOR: TAYLOR LAUTNER IN ABDUCTION & TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN
Part of me feels genuinely bad for this kid. You can’t blame him for having a big break by portraying a werewolf in the Twilight films. Sure, he got cast solely because of his looks, but is that really his fault? Still, after finally starring in his very own movie this summer, Lautner proved what the world already knew; this guy can’t act. His ability to take off his shirt is really great, he probably went to Matthew McConaughey University and majored in shirt taking offing. Beyond that, this guy has the emotional range of a block of wood. He makes puppy dog eyes at the camera, takes his shirt off, and that’s about it. Lautner is a millionaire many times over for his role in the Twilight films. Hopefully, for all of our sakes, he retires with that money and doesn’t keep trying to act.
BEST ACTOR: RYAN GOSLING IN CRAZY STUPID LOVE & DRIVE & THE IDES OF MARCH
I’ve always been pretty lukewarm when it came to Ryan Gosling. He’s obviously got talent, but his movie choices weren’t always my favorite. But in 2011, this guy was in three different movies where he just showed up and took over. From a hilarious womanizer to a brutal driver, Gosling was a shining example that great actors disappear into roles. In Drive, he barely even spoke. This devastating performance was done with mostly physical movement, facial emotions, and subtle nuances. It was a masterful job and one that less than five currently working actors could’ve pulled off.
BEST ON SCREEN BUDDIES: STEVE CARELL AND RYAN GOSLING IN CRAZY STUPID LOVE
Opposites sometimes attract when it comes to friendships as well as romances, and that’s certainly what happened here. Tired of seeing Carell’s pathetic middle aged character wallow in self pity, Gosling’s confident womanizer character befriends him and teaches him how to be a man again. The two are as different as imaginable, and their pairing is hilarious from the start. But what begins as a silly situation, at some point turns into an actual friendship. Their time on screen together is some of the best moments in cinema this year.
BEST HERO: HENRY CAVILL AS THESEUS IN IMMORTALS
Greek mythology has never been done as well on screen as it was in this film, and it likely will never be done this well again. Cavill (who will star as Superman in the upcoming remake) was completely perfect as the reluctant hero Theseus. Chosen by the gods from a young age, Theseus is more interested in protecting his modest home and his mother. When the brutality of war comes to him, his enemies awaken a sleeping beast, as Theseus unleashes hell upon them for the rest of the movie. With a little help from the gods themselves, he embodies what has always been fascinating about mythology, and what makes a true hero.
BEST VILLAIN: COLIN FARRELL AS JERRY THE VAMPIRE IN FRIGHT NIGHT
Farrell was in need of some career revitalization this year and anyone who saw his movie stealing performance in this movie realizes that he accomplished his goal. He was perfect as the vampire next door. Every word he said had a double meaning, every sentence laced with hidden menace. Even when he was completely still he was frightening, and when he was finally unleashed upon the stars of the film he was a tornado of violence and terror.
WORST MOVIES OF 2011
As someone who saw about 90% of released films this year I can tell you that there were a lot of really bad movies released in 2011. However, these five stood out as the worst of the worst.
#5 GREEN HORNET
When remaking an old property, most filmmakers try to be respectful to the original. Potty mouth extraordinaire Seth Rogen took the opposite approach when making the Green Hornet into an all new blockbuster film. Since Rogen only has the ability to play a single character (foul mouthed, sex obsessed loser), he does that in this film. The result is a confused movie that tries to be a raunchy comedy, buddy story, and superhero film, and fails at all three.
What could’ve been the movie’s saving grace is Kato, the karate master sidekick of the Green Hornet. Unfortunately, the actor put into this role can barely speak English, making it nearly impossible to follow anything he says. It doesn’t help that he exists just as another prop that Seth Rogen can use to set up more sex jokes. Add in the always awful Cameron Diaz, and you’ve got a very bad movie.
#4 BAD TEACHER
Speaking of Cameron Diaz, this dark comedy was a hateful mess. I usually enjoy cynical comedies, but there was nothing funny about this movie. It was a collection of awful people, helmed by the awfulest of all (Diaz), doing awful things, many of which that victimized children. It’s not like you can’t make a funny movie featuring adults being mean to kids. Jack Black was a perfectly funny bad teacher in School of Rock, Billy Bob Thornton has hilariously been mean to kids in several films, but there’s always a touch of heart underneath. Bad Teacher is just a mean movie for no good reason.
#3 PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES
Need a few hundred million dollars? Why not just make another Pirates of the Caribbean movie? That was the thought process behind this totally pointless fourth entry into the Pirates franchise. It’s clear from the early moments that nobody in this movie really cared to be there. Depp looks worn out in his fourth appearance as Captain Jack Sparrow, making his drunken stumble through the movie even harder to swallow than usual.
I can handle bad movies and I can even handle bad sequels, it happens from time to time. What I can’t handle are movies that are made solely to make money. It’s such a waste of time and resources, and also an example of Hollywood greed. Instead of making something new and original, they go for the easy moneygrab of a half ready sequel that’s not even ten percent as good as the other films in the series.
#2 THE HANGOVER 2
I’ve never been a huge fan of super raunchy films, but I understand that there’s an audience for them and as long as people aren’t dragging their kids into the theater to see them, I don’t really care. But sometimes a movie takes things so far beyond the line of decency that I get honestly offended, and that happened with Hangover 2.
This movie is awful in pretty much every way imaginable. The debauchery that’s celebrated and presented as comedy here is despicable. The original worked because it was a novel idea with some outlandish plot elements. The sequel recycles everything from the original, telling the same exact story but turning up the indecency factor to 100.
I felt bad when I got done watching this movie. I was in a bad mood, I thought worse about society, and I wanted to take a shower and try to scrub this movie out of my brain. That’s how bad this movie was.
#1 THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1
This franchise has been up and down with the quality. The original was a good teen romance film with supernatural elements, the sequel was a melodramatic mess, the third was an action packed epic, and this one, well, was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
The lack of acting skills hurt this movie so bad. It was like watching a collection of stone statues trying to display emotional dialog. The melodramatic script couldn’t have been any more butchered than it was. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are an unholy trinity of bad acting whose very existence in this film threatens to destroy the great profession of acting forever. That’s how bad they are in this movie.
The badness goes beyond just their awfulness, however. There’s also a five minute scene of badly animated computer graphic wolves growling at each other. It wasn’t just the worst scene of the year, it’s the worst scene of the young millennium. Stupid looking computer generated wolves gather on a beach AND GROWL AT EACH OTHER! Someone somewhere saw this in the script and thought “yeah, that’ll be great”.
I could go deeper about why this was the worst movie of the year. I could tell you about the vampire baby birth scene, which was the most horrific movie moment of 2011, or the bizarre and ridiculous film techniques, or the overwhelming selfishness of the main characters, but I think you get my point as to why this movie gets this dishonorable spot on the list.
BEST MOVIES OF 2011
But never fear, because there were some triumphs this year. Below are the five best movies I saw in 2011.
#5 IMMORTALS
After the awful Clash of the Titans last year, it seemed that the chance for a mythology inspired epic on the big screen was slim to none. But visionary director Tarsem Singh delivered an unparalleled mythology story as an evil ruler (Mickey Rourke) looked to challenge the gods by releasing titans upon the world. Zeus and all of his Mount Olympus cronies were presented better than ever. They were full of complexities and oddness, and their interplay with the human conflict below made for some of the best moments of this film.
Singh is well known for his brilliant visual style, and it’s on full display in some of the most gripping and amazing action sequences of the year in this movie. It’s an all out epic, and one of the best movies of the year.
#4 WARRIOR
This heavy family drama was a surprise hit in the second half of 2011. It won over critics and moviegoers one at a time, and those who were lucky enough to see it know why. Tom Hardy turns in a truly unforgettable performance as a young man beset by personal demons. His recovering alcoholic father (Nick Nolte) and struggling family man big brother also turn in amazing performances. Watching this completely shattered family come back into contact as the brothers take part in a mixed martial arts competition is a true joy, even if it is emotionally exhausting. With some of the best performances of the year and a story that grabs you and never lets go, this is a movie that I advise anyone and everyone to go rent and watch right away.
#3 BUNRAKU
Finding something unique and original in the movie industry is always a struggle, but this movie proved that such things still exist. Josh Hartnett shines as a nameless drifter hellbent on revenge. Joined by a samurai who also wants revenge and a gimped bartender (Woody Harrellson) who could also use a little revenge, these characters do battle across an amazing landscape of originality.
Seeing a world so vibrant and strange brought to life is a true joy. The world of Bunraku is like a mixture between a spaghetti western, a samurai epic and a science fiction movie. Everything is color coordinated, music swells and bangs along with the action, and the bad guys all wear matching suits. Touches like these make this such an amazing experience, but underneath all of the flash and oddness is still a fantastic action movie.
It didn’t make a big splash with audiences in a very limited release, but trust me when I say this is a movie you need to see.
#2 LIMITLESS
It’s a shame this movie released so early in the year, because too many people have forgotten about its brilliance. Bradley Cooper carried this entire film on his shoulders and did it like a true champion. Starting the story as a strung out loser writer, his character is exposed to a super drug that awakens the dormant parts of his brain. Soon he’s super intelligent, super successful, and in some super danger.
As far as storytelling goes, it doesn’t get better than Limitless. This is among the best stories told on film in the past decade. Cooper and a cast of outstanding support bring to life this tale of hidden dangers, precarious ambitions, and inventive problem solving. The movie is witty and smart from start to finish, mixing in some twists and turns you’ll never see coming.
#1 DRIVE
Sometimes a movie is so good it’s hard to explain, and that’s how I feel about this one. It’s a very quiet movie, and star Gosling has very few lines of dialog. He’s a powerful presence nonetheless as he brings to life a getaway driver with a heart of gold. When things go bad for a woman he’s fallen for, he turns into a whirlwind of violence as he goes after some bad men doing bad things.
The best word to describe this film is intensity. Gosling says more with movement of his head than some actors can do with a scriptful of dialog. Aided by gorgeous filmmaking and a clean, amazing soundtrack, this movie elevates the quiet characters and their plight to the highest level. These are good, decent people, backed into bad, indecent situations.
When things turn ugly, they do so with a brutality rarely seen on film. Those with queasy stomachs need not apply to watch Drive, as there are some moments that are among the most realistic gore you’ll ever see. But it always happens for a reason, as Gosling works his way through the deceitful web that he’s reluctantly found himself caught up in.
So there you have it. An entire year spent in the theater summed up in my annual best and worst list. The movies remain a magical escape for us all and it was a true pleasure doing my best to give you well thought out reviews of them throughout the year. I look forward to continuing to do so in 2012.